i had a nap and i had the FANTABULOUS DREAM and now im really really sad

like in my dream i was dating niall and i think he had flown me and sean and dylan and maura and a few cousins over to where ever and it was like night so niall had to say goodbye to everyone bc he had to move to a new tour location and like i went outside with him to wait for a cab and he missed 6 cabs bc he was always peppering my face with kisses or i was doing the same to him and everytime we would laugh anyway when he finally thought yeah i really have to go he randomly bit my earlobe and was like i have to go sorry (sad face) and im like (sadface) and we kissed and everything was like sdjdfgskjdfsadkfgsadkjgf awwwwwwwwwwh anyway niall then went off and i went back into the hotel and everyone was packing in there and i randomly wanted a shower so im like talking to sean if we had any clean towels or anything then i woke up.

YOU DO NOT KNOW MY SADNESS RN

YEYEYEY IDEK

these dreams are the death of me

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So I had an awesome dream of awesome about Niall. THIS IS GOOD BC NIALL DREAMS ARE GOOD.

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I do like my Niall dreams :3

Pretty much what happened is that I was on a plane with my Mum (who legit didn’t even act like herself and then turned into my friend) and we were trying to sleep bc everyone else was but its was cold and then my friend started going omg I ORDERED SOME PANTS AND A BLANKET HERE (yeah idek we had no pants one for some reason) and I was cold so I sat up and had a look around for a flight attendant but I saw Niall (he had his hair all quiffed sigh) with his perf face looking down the aisle for something (I DIDNT FREAK OUT SO PROPS TO ME OKAY) anyway he started looking down and I quickly sat down. And my mates still going on about how she wants some pants and I didn’t care so I sat up to look at Niall again but this like he had like flash on on his phone and i was like …. HE COULD BE TAKING A PICTURE OF ME OMG NO and i sat back down bc i was on a plane and no one ever really looks that good on a plane. So I finally found a flight attendant and I was like trying to wave her over but apparently she couldn’t come to our section and my friends still fucking complaining like a bitch. So I sat up to look at Niall again but he looked at me and I quickly looked away and straight into a REALLY bright plane like which blinded me and I was like all ugh aahhh kinda thing and I sat back down. And like bc im a massive perve I wanted to perve on Niall again (by this time my friend had gone back to being my mum and yeah she was just relax) so i looked at Niall and he was moving his phone around like he was filmed and he directed it at me and im like :| and he just laughed and kept filming and I sat down and this flight attendant came around and handed mum a packet of doritos and i was like ogmogmogmomgomgomog *reaches for it* then I woke up.

So Niall was in it

and this is what happened

SO me and my mates were just driving and along and I saw Niall walking about and he was carrying a 1.5 L tin of that MORO Olive Oil stuff anyway I was like freaking out and became really sad because we were driving. Anyway we ended up parking/stoping at a random store and i see Niall coming out of it and I start fucking freaking the fuck out anyway it seemed like he had just eaten something a bit weird so he took a gulp of the olive oil then like SPAT it out and it was like a river of olive oil (like it looked like he was saying to himself thats even worse) hahahah it looked funny. Anyway I was in the car giggling. And after a bit I got the guts to roll down the window (I DONT WHY I DIDNT FUCKING DO IT SOONER LIKE WHAT IF I MISSED MY CHANCE) and I was like to Niall “Niall Niall olive oil really?” and he like was towards the car and was like “yeah buddy its made in spain or something” and i was like “let me see mate” and like the olive oil was now in a bottle for some reason and he gave me the bottle and I saw made in Thailand so I was like to Niall “hahaha buddy its made in Thailand” and Niall’s like “nahh, no way buddy”. Anyway he just continued to chill for a bit near the car i was in and we said a couple of things to each other here and there and then this old man came over and gave him something and walked anyway and Niall thought he had to leave and he looked really reluctant to leave and i was getting a tad sad but he ended up staying because he didn’t need to follow the old man. Anyway then some fucking ranga bitch ran up to Niall while me and him were in mid conversation and was like “CAN I GET A PHOTO NIALLLLLLLLL” and niall was like “sure” *poses* and at this point im in the car screaming “I FUCKING SHOULD OF BOUGHT A CAMERA” anyway I quickly then turned to my friend and was like “CAN YOU TAKE A PICTURE ON YOUR PHONE PLEASEEEEEE” and she like nods. Anyway the ranga bitch was still taking a fucking photo and then shes all like ” can you turn to my friends and say hi” and niall like grabs the camera which apparently is recording and turns it towards me first and smiles and im like .. … … *SHOUTS* “IM ON TV” and then niall turns it towards her friends and the ranga bitch fucks off. I like jump out of the car now and was like “could i get a picture toooo” and Niall like chuckled and was like “sureee haha” and I go to like kinda hug him and im like “OMGHHHHHH YOOU’RE SO CUTE AND HUGABLE AHJKAGFUAGDJKAD” *burying my face into his body* and Niall’s like lightly chuckling. But when I put my arms around him I felt his abodmen stretch (kinda like if he went on his tippy toes idno i didn’t look because im burying my face into his body he smelt fucking amazingggggggggggggg) anyway we get the picture and the ranga bitch comes back and we find out Niall has to leave and I get sad and stuff. And then I’m watching Niall and he goes to say goodbye to me first via like cheek to cheek kisses things but the stupid ranga bitch jumps in first and Niall quickly says bye to her with like really really quick cheek to cheek contact. And I saw this and I was like to myself oMOGMOMGOMGOMOGMOGM HE GONNA TOUCH MY CHEEK OKAY I GOTTA TO THAT CHEEK TO CHEEK KISS CONTACT THING. So I’m getting really fucking excited. So the ranga bitch fucks off and I’m like awww bye Nialler and he cheek to cheek contacts me and we both do like a kissy thing and he like takes his time doing it and one the other side (left) we do the same thing but niall lingers there for a few seconds and sighs and then we hug and i quickly get in before he walks away “OH BUDDY COME DOWN TO AUSTRALIA AGAIN SOON” and hes like “hahaha i will” and shows me the picture of him and me ON HIS FUCKING IPHONE and its like niall’s face really close up then theres little me in the corner and niall’s cheeks are all red in the picture. Anyway I jump back into the car and wave at niall and he walks off and we drive off and my mates are all like staring at me and i start shouting to me friend “SHOW ME THE FUCKING PICTURE” and its ike my head half buried into Niall but i see Niall had covered my head with his scarf so you can see like my face and then like th top of my head as a scarf on it. 

DEAR GOD JKAGDGFUIAKJGFAJKDGJADASKJGFKSJF IT WAS THE BEST DREAM EVER!!!!!! AND SO VIVIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DEAR GOD IT WAS AMAZINGGGGGGG.

I had a short Niall dream. We went to a theme park. It was cute. I was running around screaming bobby pringlehands with him. 

i had another niall dream YAY!

my head is so kind to me giving me a Niall dream after QLD lost :|

BUT I HAD TWO DREAMS AND NIALL WAS IN BOTH!

The first dream was like me getting paid idno how Niall was in that dream but i remember him being there.

But the second dream was cutest.

I was at some partayy. and like heaps of people were there and i was obv dating Niall or something because i was sad he wasn’t there so i looked out the windows and like you see Nall like running towards the house I was in. Anyway when he got closer he stole a photographers camera and pretended to be one and on the deck of the house there were cheerleaders and they started saying stuff and Niall’s like SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OKAY SHUT UP IM NOT HERE and he like runs inside the house and im like hugging him like a mad person going i missed you. anyway then we went to the food and i was like whats that. to my mum and shes like thats that. and im like YOU WONT TELL ME WHAT ANY FOOD IS DA HELL WOMAN and shes like well this is watermelon and im like WELL DUHHHHHHHHHHHH and Niall like still holding me and then we did something else that i dont remember but on of the ladies bitched about Niall’s mum and we kinda went into another room and like Niall kinda broke down and cried on my shoulder because these ladies bitching about his mum. then i woke up.

CRYING NIALL IS SADDEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN IN A DREAM OF MINE

So um i had a Niall dream…

IT WAS THE MOST FUCKED UP FRAGMENTED ONE I’VE HAD YET.

1.  so pretty much One Direction were in town (idno wtf town i was in), the news was showing it live, and they went to this convention centre and a wholeee lot of other famous people were there and i asked my mate to take me and my other mate which he did… but when we got there half teh people had left and all teh famous people were like going inside and im like maybs we should wait here or closer to teh convention centres doors. and we were all confused but then someone came out and was like One Direction are coming so i lost my head and like ran to whatever barrier i could so i could be front row
2. then i was reblogging a video of the boys in drag and shi on tumblr. :|
3. then i was in the video of the boys in drag like i was the one filming it. and niall looked like 17 year old niall (X Factor Niall) but yeah. He was wearing some random corset :| and like zayn was in a fairy coustume :|
   anyway then like my dream cut to me feeling nialls back while he was in drag :| (he has a sexyback) it was all cool and jkagsfkjgafjkasf
4. and then i dreamt that i was with niall when he was shirtless and i had my arms around his neck just staring at him and he was talking to some fans or some shit who knows anyway i lifted myself up a bit and niall lifted me more and we kissed.

then i woke up.

wut.

So um. i had a dream. and Niall was in it. but it was like i was a fan and he was at the fair/festival alone. and i saw him get off the ride me and mates were going on and i was like NIALL HORAN OMG can i have a hug? and he was like *sigh* fine and bends down and hugs me. but then shakes hands with my friends and i got jealous and was like. NO LET ME ONLY HUG NIALL THEN YOU CAN. and then he looked down at me and i hid my face in his chest and dragged him onto the ride. which he stayed on for 5 seconds then left. and I didn’t noticed this and when i did i was all depressed and like aww man i’ve blown it so i got drunk. ie i was sculling bottles or smirnoff vodka straight.

……. THANKS A LOT BRAIN, YOU MADE ME INTO A JEALOUS BITCH WHO IS ALSO AN ALCOHOLIC. 

asdfghjklsdfghjklsdifywutrfiedsgfdjkvbcxv

i seriously love my brain.

Pretty much what happened is me and my mate wanted to see the boys so we were RUNNING around town trying to catch them and there was a massive queue to get into this building they were in and i was like im never gonna make it in. cry. anyway i went around to where the boys would exit from to try get in from there and my friend fucking sneaky bitch had made a plan with some girl and shes liek carrying her and goes to the security guards around back (where im trying to get in from) and is like SHE FAINTED CAN I GO IN and im standing there like. fuck you. i hate you. you don’t even like niall. anyway then my dream skips to like when the boys are walking out and i made friend with security or something and they were just discussing how to the get the boys out and im looking at the security guard going OMG PLEASE CAN I MEET NIALL PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and he looks at me and my face and laughs going and theres someone who wants to see Niall heaps here. anyway they don’t tell all the bitch directioners where they coming out from so im kinda just standing next to the security guard on my phone because i dont think they willl come out that way anymore and then like someone comes up to me and security guards all like hi *points at me* and omg niall comes up to me and is like hi and i like drop my phone and im like um omg hi. woah. hi. and he like laughs and goes awww you’re pretty (or cute or something idno wtf he said i forgot) anyway then we hug. 

well last night i went to melbourne and to some random thing and fucking liam, harry and niall was there. and at first i was like hugging harry going i know people who looooooveeee youuuuu!! and then i saw liam so i ditched harry and was like LIAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM and i hugged him and we hugged for a while and i like heard his heartbeat and shit. and then I saw niall and i like hid my face in liam and then liams like hi niall and im like HI NIALL CNA I HAVE A HUG and hes like sureeeeeeeee and then we hugged. and yeah we kinda hugged for the rest of my dream. and like we were being all coupley and disgutingly cute and he and liam took me around melbourne town and niall had his arm around me or was hugging me and then i saw someone with a realllyyyy nice bodayyyy so im like OMG HE nothing becuase i didn’t want to tell niall because he was being all perfect hugging me and shit (BTW NIALLS HUGS IN MY DREAM WAS AWESOMEEE AND CUTE AND HE SMELT NICEEEEEEEEEEE AS FUCKK) anyway niall was like what what tell me what what and liams ike laughing and then liam went away and im like that guy had a really nice body and nialls like GO AFTER HIM so he is like dragging me through melbourne town and we finally caught up to nice boday guy and we found out he does have a nice boday but he is derro as a mofo! and we like laughing and niall like hugs me again and im like hiding my face due to the fact i said someone sooooo derro had a nice boday (he legit looked like nek minnit guy) anyway then i saw some old school people on my way to the train station we niall and we ran on train tracks then started to go back to the place and then when we got back niall like hugs me really tight and then goes sits with liam and harry and i go sit with my friends and family but then my dad like fooking announces that we have a spare bed in the hotel and in my head im like ASK NIALL TO COME WITH YOU DO IT DO IT and niall like gets to me and hugs me bye and walks off and im like wait but he went away and then i get a fucking text from carl going thats it im moving out tonight and im like :| and im like fucking running after niall when i see raiders SG ball team and niall pops up next to me and puts his arm around me and i go say hi to raiders and hug some of them and then walk off and nialls with me and thats the end of my dream….

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I NEED TO STOP DREAMING ABOUT NIALL BECAUSE I FEEL FUCKING FOREVER ALONE NOW!

Um so pretty much for some reason. I decided to go to London, so I took a random 5 am flight there. and then I WAS IN THE HOUSE OF ONE DIRECTION!

OMG

and a first i was just chilling with louis and he showed me that he is a clean/neat freak (da fuq?) and yeah their house was near a train line.

and then i was naked :\ and the girls from the train were like HUG HIM

so i hugged louis naked :| and then i was like sorry and hes like …. :| don’t worry

and i was like fuckfuckfuck they gonna throw me out

BUT THE NIALL ENTERED THE FUCKING ROOM (and i went back to being clothed) AND I WAS LIKE MAKING FUNNY FACES AT HIM and he was doing those faces back at me and then we had a crazy dance comp and louis like im not staying here for this crazy dance comp and he left. and nialls like so how long are you here and im like only today and hes like oh aw ill drop you off. and i was like CAN YOU DROP ME OFF AT HEATHROW?! and hes like wtf no lol thats ages away! and im like oh :( and hes like ill drop to at the station? and im like CENTRAL (idno why i said central) and hes like haha okay and im like CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT TRAIN TO CATCH and then he randomly said TRANSBOARDER ad im like DROP ME TO THE AIRPORT NIALLLLLLLLLL and then we were just talking and being cute and shit via arguing where niall would drop me off 

OMG I NEED NIALL IN MY LIFE LEGIT.