so i changed my facebook picture to me looking dumb and i like the photo bc idek i like looking stupid it hides the ugly
anyway i got no likes but i got a fucking candy crush invite.
and people say im lying when i say i hate people.
fucking please mate
im one the phone with my mate and shes retelling me the “my friend ate out a 30 year old” story.
and tbh i didnt think boys actually ate girls out until i heard this story. i legit was like thats just the wacked up fantasies of them fic writers. boys eating out girls like that like how gross are they
boy was i wrong.